i’ll shave my legsbecause radical feminists don’tthree inches above the kneebecause nice girls don’twouldn’t be a part of any clubthat might have mei’ll run a brush through my hairbut it won’t mean anything i have received your messageand look forwardto our future partnershipsalthough i must admita certain reluctanceto trade this book for black lace selahContinue reading “bed bath & beyond: a play in four acts”
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cassavetes says he isn’t taking my calls anymore
suppose there’s a point of pointlessnesswhere complaining just puts you inone of those obligating positionsand low-maintenance seems bestbut lo it is lonely waiting againbitches i’m back to havingnothing but some bit partof someone else’s lowlife hearts want what hearts wantwhat hearts want what heartswant what hearts want whatheart wants the consolation kisswhich creates no differencebetweenContinue reading “cassavetes says he isn’t taking my calls anymore”
it hasn’t been my day for a couple years
a partial list of sins & character defects: ihave this thing for blasphemyi love the smell of moneyhighly susceptible to boredomand leatherand coercionand shoplifting i like hurting peoplebut i hate it when they crytake it like a man, manblood tastes better than tears i have a gnawing hungry fetishfor unattainabilityat any given momenti’m in loveContinue reading “it hasn’t been my day for a couple years”
this lipstick tastes like lipstick: a feminist rant
the seasonal shit hit me hard this year and i had troublegetting out of bed and into the shower and dressed like a slobbecause who gives a fuck, i’m in a long term relationship with(a man, which, as my lesbian friend pointed outalready makes me a shitty feministin the collective minds of a certain brandContinue reading “this lipstick tastes like lipstick: a feminist rant”
sick of men destroying shit
that carbon-black cookie sheet is (was) a wilton nonstick (obviously) ruined by carelessness i’d get another but i just don’t trust you not to roast chicken on the new one (that is what pyrex is for) it’s like when parents say we’ll get nicer stuff when the kids are a little older but you’re anContinue reading “sick of men destroying shit”
mattress dungeon 