lock your own door, pt. ii

should i switch to tequilain spite of our rotten limesfeet in lead bootsroll me into the riverwatch me sinkin defiance of your expectationsoh you thought i’d fightyou thought i’d swimyou did did yousorry to disappointbut what’s else is new my patience is as shortas your memoryor your attention spanor the straw i drewdown on youContinue reading “lock your own door, pt. ii”

waking up with that american sadness

half the audience left at intermissionbecause they only cameto support that one comicwho did a bit about cock & ball tortureand somehow made it racistsegueing into how he wantsto best gacy at murderingand i’m the asshole who booked him couple years ago i had timeto fill after a last-minute dropso we did this piece called“sometimesContinue reading “waking up with that american sadness”