it’s nice to be a person
on this cool morning green and gold
we have to take our days
of conflict resolution
and high executive function
and good hair
and hold them close
to remind us of what we’re capable
you hired me because
i anticipate the needs of the client
and apply proactive, creative
problem-solving techniques
i specialize in seamless
management of transition
and crisis prevention
you also hired me because
i’m cute as hell
and i blushed when you said
you’d never stop chasing me
if you’re going to force me
to create busywork
i will find something
you don’t like
mattress dungeon 